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“She was making false images in order to sell her services and that is highly reprehensible,” said Diane Karpman, an attorney specialized in legal ethics. Karpman is not connected to the case. In legal documents, a state court judge said Sangary failed to cooperate with the Bar and kept the pictures on her website for months. He called her responses to the charges bizarre. 

One of those responses included: “Sangary’s American Dream has come true, as she has been able to achieve a point wherein now, in her thirties, Sangary is a prominent donor and philanthropist, supporting important social causes, who had recently received the email from President Obama, with the subject line ‘I need your help today,’ asking Svitlana Sangary for an additional donation.” 

It appears the e-mail from President Obama was sent out to thousands of people.

I almost respect the shit out of anybody doing this except the fact that she’s a lawyer. Any other business and I’m saying to myself, “Hey, this chick is funny,” but not when that person needs to represent me in court. Newsflash, everyone gets those President Obama e-mails and I even get them from Bill Clinton. But yeah, such a foreigner move thinking nobody would notice that these are bogus. Really love to know what her thought process was when she was designing her shitty,  Netscape Navigator era website.

(Side note, check out Weebly.com to design your wesbite and tell them Kevin Francis Clancy sent ya)

Hell, if you wanna check out her work, the direct link to her pictures are available in this link here. My personal favorite? Mickey Rourke. This one might actually be real.

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Which of course reminded me, Clem, KFC and BC need to upload some of our famous pics to our website. Here’s a taste. – @SaintBrendan

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Papa John and I chilling in our red shirts.

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KFC hanging out with the toast of New York.

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And who could forget JJ when said he was at a “premiere”

Clint Dempsey is back rapping again

by @SaintBrendan on September 19, 2014

Sounders fans be like:
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Everyone else with ears:
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Two other thoughts: If you enjoy Clint Dempsey’s rap game, you’re definitely a part of the 12th man, right? Also, Clint Dempsey’s hype man?
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Lowest position on the Rap Game totem pole. – @SaintBrendan

Need A Pick Me Up This Week? Mark Jackson Will Call You If You Buy His Wife’s New Single And Tweet Him Your Phone Number

September 19, 2014

I have been weighing the pros and cons of this all day. Pro: I can give Mark Jackson a piece of my mind for the shenanigans he pulled during the old Knicks/Pacers rivalry. Con: My phone number is on Twitter for anyone who wants to see it. Pro: If I buy the single enough time, […]

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Roger Goodell’s Press Conference Summed Up In One Tidy Meme

September 19, 2014

Yeah, it was that bad. TL;DR- Roger Goodell just said “fuck your couch” to every outraged person in the US of A. Follow me on Twitter @TheClemReport

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Bob Ley calls out Bill Polian for being an NFL lackey

September 19, 2014

Bob’s face off camera: With great beards, come great responsibility and with one word Bob Ley eviscerated Bill Polian. P.S. Bob Ley is like the Night’s Watch of ESPN

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The Advertising Mascot Death Match Tournament: Final Four

September 19, 2014

We move into Round 3 of the mascot death match tournament.  I have included the CBS March Madness song as inspiration in case you want to listen to something as you make your picks.  It is just like picking your college hoops bracket, except Dick Vitale isn’t on TV yelling at you.  Onto the matchups! Rules: […]

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Duke Using An 8-Bit Scoreboard On Throwback Day Would Be Cool If It Wasn’t Duke

September 19, 2014

SI.com- The Duke Blue Devils will host the Tulane Green Wave Saturday for a “throwback football game” and the school is committing to the concept by using an 8-bit video board instead of the now common high-def Jumbotron. Classic nerd move right here.  Take something that us common folk enjoy (old school video games) and pimp it out so we […]

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PSA: You Are A Moron If You Thought That Wave For iOS8 Was Real

September 19, 2014

So this “ad” has been making its rounds on the internet the last few days and it has been reported that many people actually threw their phone in the microwave like a bunch of lemmings.  Please do not feel bad for these people.  This ad should act as an unofficial IQ test.  If you don’t […]

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CNN Is Having Themselves A Night Tonight

September 19, 2014

First there was this gem: Then this happened: If CNN doesn’t watch out, soon they will have less credibility than Fox News. (I just wrote that to give my conservative friends a mini stroke. All news sites and politicians are crooked as hell). For more nonsense like this, follow me on Twitter @TheClemReport

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Arnold airbrushed Maria Shriver out of his California Governor’s portrait

September 18, 2014

NBC Bay Area - There could be much more to the Governator’s official portrait than meets the eye, according to multiple reports. An obvious blotch on former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s recently unveiled portrait might be the result of a hurried cover-up job to scrub his ex-wife Maria Shriver out of the picture, the San Francisco Chronicle reports. Sources […]

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