Clint Dempsey is back rapping again

by @SaintBrendan on September 19, 2014

Sounders fans be like:
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Everyone else with ears:
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Two other thoughts: If you enjoy Clint Dempsey’s rap game, you’re definitely a part of the 12th man, right? Also, Clint Dempsey’s hype man?
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Lowest position on the Rap Game totem pole. – @SaintBrendan

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I have been weighing the pros and cons of this all day.

Pro: I can give Mark Jackson a piece of my mind for the shenanigans he pulled during the old Knicks/Pacers rivalry.

Con: My phone number is on Twitter for anyone who wants to see it.

Pro: If I buy the single enough time, maybe I can get a Retweet out of him and get some more followers.

Con: I would then have a bunch of worthless MP3 files on my computer/phone.

Verdict: Considering I’ve already had an entire U2 album that I didn’t want added to my phone, I think I’ll pass.

TL;DR- I debated buying the new single by Mark Jackson’s wife .0000001 seconds longer than anyone else on the planet.

h/t Ballow

I would never pander to people for personal gain. If you want proof, follow me on Twitter @TheClemReport

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Arnold airbrushed Maria Shriver out of his California Governor’s portrait

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Boise teen lights buddy’s armpit hair on fire, promptly causes car crash

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