You are flat out lying to yourself if you haven’t seen the Lay’s “Do Us A Flavor” chips in the store and didn’t at least wonder if one of them tasted good.  Well I sacrificed a few bucks and my boyish figure to do the heavy lifting for you guys.

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The four flavors are Mango Salsa, Cappuccino, Cheddar Bacon Mac & Cheese and Wasabi Ginger. Since these flavors are very unique, I will be judging them on how appetizing they are, NOT how much they taste like the flavor they were named after.  Onto the reviews.

Mango Salsa

Yuck.  After this first review, I am that thinking I may be in over my head.  Two very offsetting flavors make this a weird combination.  The mango flavor overpowers you in the beginning and the salsa flavor comes on at the end like a bat out of hell.  I definitely ranked this too high in the video.  Putting the mango salsa on a Wavy Lay’s chip was clearly done to trick a simpleminded fellow like myself.

Rating: 5.9/10 in the video.  I am changing my score to 4.5/10 after tossing and turning all night thinking it over.


Out of all the chips, this flavor was the one I was expecting to like the least.  I hate to admit my prejudice, but I am just a mere human being put on this earth to review random foods.  But being the professional I am, I power on.

There is a subtle cappuccino taste that leaves you wanting more with each bite.  Lay’s has made a legit dessert potato chip option that is good.  I am just as surprised as you are.

Rating: 8.3/10.  The potato chip equivalent to kettle corn.  You can definitely binge on these if you aren’t careful.

Cheddar Bacon Mac & Cheese

I’ll keep this one simple.  This can and should be a flavor in the Lay’s potato chip line.  It should also be a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream flavor.  That good.

Rating: 8.7/10.  ‘Merica.

Wasabi Ginger

Meh, nothing great.  It was completely unfair to put this flavor on a kettle cooked chip, which is the best potato chip in this great country of ours.  It does taste like wasabi and ginger with some serious spice at the end.  But not a great flavor for a potato chip.  This chip has no honor.

Rating: 6.7/10.  R.I.P. Yokozuna.

All Four Flavors At Once

#YOLO.  #YODO.  Don’t live or die while eating these four flavors at once.

Rating: 3.5/10.  You know when you mix all the paint colors together and you get that weird brown color?  That’s what these four chips taste like when they are eaten at one time.

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ESPNIt pays to be a member of the Oakland Raiders – but only if the pay is extraordinary.

The Raiders are the least desirable team to play for in the NFL, according to an NFL Nation Confidential survey posed to 100-plus players on the following question:

“The only way I’d play for [team name] is if they doubled my salary.” 

Of the 82 players who answered, 23 percent named the Raiders, followed by the Buffalo Bills (19 percent), Cleveland Browns (16 percent), Jacksonville Jaguars (9 percent) and Green Bay Packers (6 percent). These are tough times for the Raiders, who have endured 11 consecutive nonwinning seasons and last reached the postseason in 2002 — the season the Tampa Bay Buccaneers routed them in the Super Bowl.

Evidently there’s not as much love as they believe. One opposing player, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said the survey was dead-on. Alluding to the Raiders’ reputation for overpaying aging veterans, the player said of the survey result: “It’s true. They’ve got a bunch of players who got double their salary.”

Ahhhhh the Rrrrrrrrraiders, currently going through the Kathy Geiss state of ownership both figuratively and visually speaking, are a mess. As soon as the old man started to go you knew it was all over. Raider fans have been in need of leadership since Gruden came back and spanked them in the Superbowl, which was a damn near 13 years ago aka an NFL lifetime. Not only that, they haven’t even made the playoffs since losing that Superbowl and thus the revolving door of coaches as well as the eventual death of Al Davis have been the persistent story ever since. Now the Raiders have this guy:

Yes, this Bucky Larson look a like is Al’s son Mark for those who don’t know and since he’s taken over the team, he’s run it like the girl in your office who badly wanted to play in your fantasy football league. Better yet, it’d be like having your mom do franchise mode on Madden. Hell, I would not put it past Mark Davis to make team decisions with a magic 8 ball or go into a secret room in his house where he keeps Al’s corpse, Errol Childress style, to ask questions to his father’s dead body.

More importantly, he’s the boss and the biggest fanboy, so dabbling in mediocrity is not a huge deal as long as he’s the boss. The team will continue to be constrained by potential free agents by having a shitty stadium in a shitty part of town and signing free agents that A) Have no other places to really go and B) Get the Raiders to overpay and thus constraining the cap for talent. Furthermore Raiders talents are a mirage with the case in point being Nnamdi Asomugha: He was known as a shutdown corner which is pretty easy when all you have to do to complete a pass is not throw towards his side because the other corners are garbage. Hell, even Nnamdi Asomugha proved to be garbage after leaving, with his only big pick being Kerri Washington.

So if I was a Raiders fan, I’d be praying that Mark Davis says racist towards Mexicans, Blacks or the LGBT community because that is the only way you get this guy out.

But congrats, Raiders fans….you have the best song in football and everyone is worried you’ll stab them. No one can take that away from you.

Cops in California using DMV, Federal records to scope chicks out on eHarmony & Tinder

August 24, 2014

FAIRFIELD (KPIX 5) — Two Fairfield police officers are facing felony charges and could face prison time, for allegedly looking for love through a police database. The officers are accused of checking out profiles on online dating websites such as Tinder, and eHarmony, then using a statewide police database system to dig up more […]

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Introducing the worst person on television right now

August 22, 2014

Well here you have it folks, the worst person on television. Not Kim Kardashian, not Darren Rovell, not even the Fox News anchor who wondered aloud if Robin Williams was a coward for taking his own life. Nope, it’s this guy right here. It’s almost as if Best Buy wanted to create the most disliked […]

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Asian Al Borland attempts to fight entire crowd with knife in downtown San Francisco

August 22, 2014

100% this dude’s wife and or daughter slept with someone situation. This guy’s eyes are completely vacant and he is out for blood. My guess is he was trying to chase this dude down and the guy slipped in amongst the crowd in Union Square (veteran fornicator move). Then this cuckolded Asian guy made the silly […]

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James Harden is the most delusional athlete in sports today

August 21, 2014

James Harden at the NBA 2K15 Uncensored event today: "I'm the best all-around basketball player in the NBA." — Royce Young (@royceyoung) August 20, 2014 SLAM Magazine - Despite being one of the greatest offensive forces on the planet, James Harden’s game still has plenty of room for improvement. And he knows it. Still, though, the Houston […]

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#MAILTIME: Barstool Emmys with Mustard on the Beat

August 20, 2014

We say hello to Agata, goodbye to Kacie McDonnell, and Johnny Footbal is apparently the Anti-Christ. After that is a mini edition of Barstool DVR where KFC breaksdown the Emmys and gives Always Sunny the respect it finally deserves. Support the show by supporting our sponsors! NatureBox – go get a snack with NatureBox. […]

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Did Dallas Braden try to invent/reinvent fashion on Baseball Tonight last night?

August 20, 2014

What kind of knot is @dallasbraden209 rocking on Olbermann? #tiegame — Anthony Armstrong (@MrArmstrong13) August 20, 2014 @DALLASBRADEN209 whats the deal with your tie on backwards? #Espn — Miguel Penaloza (@Migs49) August 20, 2014 The short answer is no. Aside from looking like Kleinfeld from “Carlito’s Way,” I’m really not sure what to make […]

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Hold on to your butts, here comes “Johnny Manziel: The Movie” (ESPN’s feature film about Johnny Football)

August 19, 2014

The Hollywood Reporter - On the heels of Johnny Football’s middle finger during Monday Night Football, industry sources have revealed that pending a successful rookie season, sources in Bristol are saying that a full feature film production is in the works about the former Heisman winner. Longtime New England film journalist Craig Hooper of the Malden Evening […]

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Your Cinema (That means Movie) Fantasy Football team

August 18, 2014

Another year, another fantasy league draft has arrived for me and like so many other years, I expect to barely get into the playoffs and then lose in the first round when my wide receivers catch nothing and my defense give up millions of touchdowns to send me home packing. If I had to compare my […]

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