Boise teen lights buddy’s armpit hair on fire, promptly causes car crash

by @SaintBrendan on September 18, 2014

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BOISE, Idaho (AP)A SUV full of teenagers crashed in Idaho after one of the passengers lit the driver’s armpit hair on fire with a lighter, authorities said Wednesday.

All 5 young people in the Ford Bronco were hurt in the crash Sunday and received medical treatment, the Ada County Sheriff’s Office said. Two of the passengers, ages 15 and 16, were thrown from the vehicle, but none of the five suffered life-threatening injuries. The sheriff’s department said the rollover occurred after a 16-year-old boy was goofing off in the front seat and lit 18-year-old Tristian Myers’ armpit hair on fire while Myers was driving. The crash happened at about 5:30 a.m. in southeast Boise.

Deputies cited Myers with inattentive driving, while the 16-year-old was cited for interfering with the driver’s safety. The passenger’s name wasn’t released. A 17-year old also was in the front seat but was not cited. Deputies also said none of the teens was wearing a seatbelt, and there was evidence Myers was driving too fast.

A court date will be scheduled later for Myers, who has no listed phone number. It was not immediately clear if he had an attorney.

Just a typical night in Idaho, huh? As someone who has shithead buddies, there’s nothing worse than your buddy in the front seat fucking with you or changing the radio station or just saying annoying shit because as good driver, the minute you start trying to combat it is when you hit the old lady in the ’94 Camry. Tale as old as time.

On the other hand, is there anything worse than a ridiculous amount of any body hair? It’s offputting anywhere, legs, arm hair, bush, beards, and I’m not some uber metro dude but it’s the first thing people say about you and it’s never good. Hell if a chick even has a hint of leg hair, it’s call in the national guard because it’s gotta go. So many in some weird way, these friends were doing this guy a favor by trying to get rid of it especially if it was coming out of his shirt…or he was shirtless driving a Bronco which is pretty much what I imagine Idaho to be to begin with. – @SaintBrendan

P.S. Definitely a Millwall fan

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