Emergency Food Review: Oreo Mega Stuf

by @TheClemReport on September 24, 2014

Emergency food review: Oreo Mega Stuf cookie. #food #review #foodreview #oreo #cookies #clemfoodreport

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When the F did Oreo release Mega Stuf?  Being a veteran of the junk food game, I know once companies start selling food in small packages, that means they have been out for a little while.  How did I miss one of the biggest moments of the 21st century?  Shamful.  That was the reason for this emergency food review.  A few other thoughts:

1. I have asked for Triple Stuf Oreos ever since the first time I laid my eyes (and tongue) on Double Stufs.  These cookies should be named Triple Stuf, not Mega Stuf.  That is because…

2. Mega Stuf should be one obnoxiously big cookie with so much creme, the surgeon general has to post a warning about diabetes on it.  And when I say “should”, I mean there better be a bunch of cookie scientists literally doing exactly that right now.

3. Did you know that some people like the cookie wafer more than the creme?  Crazy, right?  If the wafer was better, they would sell cookies where you get extra wafers.  Instead they are just stepping up the creme amount to ridiculous heights.  GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

Rating: 9.999/10.  I cannot give it a perfect score because it was not absolutely perfect.  But it was as close to perfection as any mortal cookie could get.  Keep adding more Stuf to your cookies, Oreo, and I will keeping adding more 9’s and decimal places.

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