The mid-week 4th of July screwed everybody up. KFC barely survived and spilled shit everywhere. Drunk munchies, slow pitch softball, and the ultimate wingman crew.
Voicemails include:
- Paying for fries separately is un-American
- Would you rather sleep on a wood floor or get woken up every hour on the hour? (this might be the worst voicemail of all time)
- Favorite drunk munchies?
- Slow-pitch softball HR record
- Could KFC fend off hundreds of angry rats?
- MFK: Matthew McConaughey, Brad Pitt, Channing Tatum (nevermind, that’s the worst)
- Would you rather throw up every time someone says McDonalds or always wear a fedora and pretend you like it?
- Live in a world with all girls or all boys but can’t jack off?
- Sleep in a bed filled with sand or pee the bed 3-4 times per week?
- Top 3 guys to pick-up chicks with?
- John Sterling talk about the Hunger Games
- Rather the Jets win but the Yankees dominate or the Mets win and the Pats dominate?
- The Call Me Maybe phenomenon and how it’s like masturbating
- Cubicle Chronicles: god blessing you
KFCradio Ep 5 from Barstool New York on Vimeo.
