Is “The Dick Graze” By Channing Tatum The Next Big Thing? In A Word, YES!

by @TheClemReport on September 9, 2014


I was skeptical about this at first, but if Channing Tatum and a below-average beat say it’s cool, who am I to be creeped out?  Is grabbing your buddy’s junk that much worse than a slap on the ass during a sports game?  Oh it is?  Hmmmm.  But if Dick Grabbing leads to the Tit Hit, is that a fair trade off?  Try not to be so conservative, America.  The Dick Graze is here to stay.  Either get on the train now, or be the lame guy who doesn’t graze the man bits of your friends.  It’s the 21st Century.



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