So Larry Donnell AKA The Black Voltron shouted out this reddit thread for trying to come up with a nickname for the (soon to be) greatest tight end of all-time. I am not here to disparage anyone, but the nickname The Don would be the most basic nickname in NFL history. The evolutionary Black Unicorn + Megatron-esque matchup nightmare = The Black Voltron. It is really that simple.
So what I need everyone to do is to go to that reddit thread, Donnell’s Twitter feed, and/or Donnell’s Instagram page to let him know that you want his nickname to be Black Voltron. If not for me, then for the criminally underrated 80s cartoon and toys that we all knew and loved. #BlackVoltron has formed.
P.S. The Voltron song was absolute FIRE. The first rapper to make a good song with that beat wins the rap game forever.
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