I Guess No iOS8 For This Guy Tonight :-(

by @TheClemReport on September 18, 2014

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Looks like iTunes is just casually telling me to piss off and get iOS8 another time.  At least they kept the time remaining in hours instead of days.   Seeing 2+ days remaining would have just crushed my soul and shamed me into buying the iPhone6+.  I already feel like a cheap poor bastard with my basic ass iPhone 5s.

And while we are talking about iTunes, we can all admit that it is a crappy music player, right?  A few years ago I turned on my computer to play some music and was mocked for still using Winamp.  But it loads quickly, is easy to use, and oh yeah, also had hot virtual chicks in skimpy seasonal outfits dancing around.

If Winamp was in charge of iOS8, the update would be on my phone and it would have come with a sexy computer dancer that had me thinking really weird thoughts.  Just saying…


TL;DR- iTunes sucks, Winamp is good, virtual tits that change with the seasons/holidays are GREAT.

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