PSA: You Are A Moron If You Thought That Wave For iOS8 Was Real

by @TheClemReport on September 19, 2014

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So this “ad” has been making its rounds on the internet the last few days and it has been reported that many people actually threw their phone in the microwave like a bunch of lemmings.  Please do not feel bad for these people.  This ad should act as an unofficial IQ test.  If you don’t know that putting your phone in a microwave will ruin it, you do not deserve an iPhone.  You have to stick to landlines and pay phones like a poor person.

TL; DR- If you put your phone in a microwave, you should probably stick your head in the same microwave right after the phone is done smoldering.

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