The Advertising Mascot Death Match Tournament: Finals

by @TheClemReport on September 26, 2014

Brand Mascot Deathmatch

Well after countless gallons of virtual blood was spilled, we have made it to the finals.  So read the rules and vote on the matchup below.  I have included the CBS March Madness song for inspiration as you make your pick.


  1. Seeding and opening matchups are drawn at random.
  2. Each matchup is a fight to the death.
  3. Competitors are allowed to bring any item that is generally associated with them.  Example: Batman would have all his gadgets, Link would have his sword, Indiana Jones would have a whip, etc.  The items the fighters have will be noted in the blog.
  4. Tie-breakers are decided by a coin flip.



Mayhem vs. Burger King

Tale of the Tape: The finals is a showdown of between two heavy hitters.  Mayhem comes in after finishing the job on Joe Camel that years of smoking started, while the Burger King impaled Little Caesar with his own spear.  Both are pretty fresh going into this matchup.  So who is the champion of the Advertising Mascot Death Match Tournament?

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