The Pussification of Australia: Man spends $100’s to save pet goldfish

by @SaintBrendan on September 17, 2014

First off, fuck off with your afternoon party games, Pip.


What you’re looking at here is either the biggest wimp in all of Australia or the most whipped dude in the Southern Hemisphere, because I refuse to believe that any sane man especially in such a manly place like Australia would willingly collect that many fish and spend more than $0.99 to fix/replace one. Did this guy ever play Aussie Rules Football or Cricket? No he definitely stayed inside eating Vegimite sandwiches with his mum. No regular guy has this obsession. Expensive Koi pond fish? Sure, okay, I can get behind saving one of those water breathers because they’re worth money but the goldfish version of John Merrick? Bump that. Flush George down the loo and get on with your life.

However, on second thought, maybe this guy is a pedo. Goldfish pond? Money to burn? Weird obsession with saving his pets? The nickname Pip? If I’m his neighbor I am steering clear him and not letting any of my kids within 100 meters (metric system country) of his place. For sure not anywhere near the pond to see the fish on Halloween. That’s for damn sure. – @SaintBrendan

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